1. Vampirism:

I am not a vampire, and understand that Blood Energy Potion is not specifically formulated to slake bloodlust in humans.
I am totally a vampire

2. Feeding Habits:

I have not experienced a change in my feeding habits.
I feel the need to feed frequently and occasionally will inappropriately snack on wild animals.
I feel an uncontrollable need to feed frequently and will occasionally feed on people’s pets as well as wild animals.
I feel an irresistible need to feed frequently and will feed on humans against their will.

3. Feeding Control:

I always feed undetected.
I’ve been somewhat messier recently.
I find myself skipping the seduction and just pouncing on people.
I can’t feed without killing, it’s just soooooooooo tasty.

4. Biting habits:

I haven’t bitten anyone ever.
I bit someone this month.
I bit someone this week.
I’m biting someone right now, and it’s making it hard to take this quiz.

5. When eating out, do you:

Order a salad.
Order “Hamburger, rare, but could you replace the bun with just two pieces of hamburger? Also could you replace the lettuce with rare hamburger? Do you guys have just a hamburger milkshake, but with no milk?”
Poke at your meal without actually eating it and stare uncomfortably at your friends’ necks, occasionally licking your lips.
You attempt to order waitress with a side of maître d’

6. Changes in communication:

I haven’t noticed a change in the way I speak.
I keep referring to things as “delectable” in inappropriate situations. Most recently, my neighbor asked me what I thought of her new puppy.
When people wave at me on the street I just draw my finger across my neck and show my fangs.
“I vahnt to drink your blood!” comes out regardless of what I’m trying to say.

7. Overpowering desire for blood:

My desire for blood does not affect my nightly behavior.
My desire for blood occupies 30% of my thoughts during the night, but I can still sleep a 4-5 hours during the day.
My desire for blood has me writing sonnets, verse, and bad music about the sweet nectar of life.
My desire for blood prevents me from sleeping, and I am standing right behind you, right now.

8. Fang Exposure:

I haven’t seen my fangs in like 100 years.
I have total control over the protrusion of my fangs.
I occasionally experience unwanted fang exposure.
I frequently experience unwanted fang exposure.

9. Memory Loss:

I haven’t noticed a change in my memory.
I forget what I ate for breakfast, sometimes.
I forget meal experiences frequently.
I wake up covered in blood with a smile on my face, not sure where I am.