"If a zombie bites you, it's bad.
If you bite a zombie, it's crazy delicious!"
- Dr. Amad Cyontist
Zombie Blood Energy Potion
Zombie Blood contains the extra strong green zombie blood cells that helped zombies to become the strongest, most horrifying scourge on the face of our planet. These cells temporarily give you zombie strength in the form of additional energy for sports, long workdays, late night studying, or ironically, killing zombies with a cricket bat... learn more
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