Learn About Zombie Jerky
Q: What is Zombie Jerky?
Q: Why is Zombie Jerky green?
Q: Will I be considered a cannibal if I eat this jerky?
A:When a zombie eats a human is it considered cannibalism? Nope. A majority of our Facebook fans believe the exact same thing towards eating zombies. So at least among those on Facebook you will be embraced and not considered a cannibal. As one of our fans (Neven) said in response to this very question: "No. It makes you AWESOME."
Q: Are there any flavors besides Teriyucky?
A: At this moment in time, no. It took us a while to find the perfect blend of spices to bring out the best taste in our zombie meat, and we haven't touched it since. It might have been also because one of our testers became a zombie after eating a first round of test jerky, but since then we have fixed the formula and have had no cases of zombification.
Q: When can I get my hands on some Zombie Jerky?
A: This product is available now at our web store and soon at retailers nationwide! Follow us on our Facebook page, Zombies Are Delicious, via the "Join Our Community" link on the left for updates on Zombie Jerky!
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